You are terrified of growing old and having things sag; I am terrified of growing old and saggy without you.
The Destroyess of Hope and Dreams
Today, was painting my nails day. I found that it helped me remember you.
You told me you will love me forever, which scares me. Forever, will never be an eternity.
Take 2 hours to do what I can do in 2 minutes.
You claim that you saved me, from me. But who will save me from you? Sometimes a penny saved, does not always mean a penny is earned.
The Drama Queen... When your Crown of Thorns turns out to be nothing more than a branch of a tree.
In a world where time waits for no one, I am a ticking time bomb. Each letter like the second hand of a clock, waiting for an explosion of words.
My words are silent, but you hear them all the same.
With each kiss, I expect you to turn this old toad, into a Prince. But with each kiss, I become a King.
'Fuck off and don’t come back!’ I think that’s what she shouted. Or is it 'don’t come back and fuck off’? Whichever it was, she bellows it each morning. At lunchtime, always at 1pm precisely, she stands in front of my window, crazed, and yapping some undecipherable rubbish. Today, and for the past couple months, … Continue reading The Marriage Certificate
Telling someone with Celiac Disease that they are the best thing since slice bread is not romantic...apparently.