Saggy

You are terrified of growing old and having things sag; I am terrified of growing old and saggy without you.

The Destroyess

The Destroyess of Hope and Dreams

Painted Nails

Today, was painting my nails day. I found that it helped me remember you.

Eternity

You told me you will love me forever, which scares me. Forever, will never be an eternity.

Efficiency

Take 2 hours to do what I can do in 2 minutes.

Penny Saved

You claim that you saved me, from me. But who will save me from you? Sometimes a penny saved, does not always mean a penny is earned.

The Drama Queen

The Drama Queen... When your Crown of Thorns turns out to be nothing more than a branch of a tree.

Word Bombs

In a world where time waits for no one, I am a ticking time bomb. Each letter like the second hand of a clock, waiting for an explosion of words.

My Silent Words

My words are silent, but you hear them all the same. 

King

With each kiss, I expect you to turn this old toad, into a Prince. But with each kiss, I become a King.

The Marriage Certificate

'Fuck off and don’t come back!’ I think that’s what she shouted.  Or is it 'don’t come back and fuck off’?  Whichever it was, she bellows it each morning. At lunchtime, always at 1pm precisely, she stands in front of my window, crazed, and yapping some undecipherable rubbish.  Today, and for the past couple months, …