Sliced Bread

Telling someone with Celiac Disease that they are the best thing since slice bread is not romantic...apparently.

The Barrister

You get used to losing.  It helps you appreciate winning a lot more

Rhyming Rhythm

I have no rhythm

The Ring

This message was deleted How can you delete a memory?  

My Love

My love, I want to hold you close, locked in an embrace, as we dance alone on the moon. And who's going to pay for that?, she replies. And that's when I realise, why I love her so.

Trapped

Trapped

BoxedIn

Thinking outside the box, is not necessary, if you refuse to go in it.